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    laughterkey:

    kkatkkrap:

    get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

    nurderling:

    Watch this video from Cadillac. Note a few things (actor, white, rich guy, workaholic, typical cocky American, very unrealistic). This is not a parody video, they’re being completely serious.

    Now watch Ford’s response.

    I can’t explain it very well just please watch both of these videos okay Ford burns Cadillac so bad okay it’s so good.

    "That’s the upside of giving a damn."

    You better hope winter is coming, bitch. You’re gonna need it for that burn.

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    Shit yeah, Ford!

    SHOTS FIRED

    (Source: nurdeling, via acciomjollnir)

    — 2 weeks ago with 62245 notes
    Words I think we need

    courtneystoker:

    radiantbutterfly:

    Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

    MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.

    (via acciomjollnir)

    — 2 weeks ago with 105975 notes
    #reblog  #lol 
    When I quit both jobs…

    When I quit both jobs…

    (Source: beyonce)

    — 1 month ago with 6378 notes
    How I get guys to go home with me.

    How I get guys to go home with me.

    (Source: suicidalwhocantdie, via geekygrrl)

    — 3 months ago with 146 notes
    #reblog  #star wars 

    ayiman:

    addisuns:

    kawaiicaptainanime:

    preservedcucumbers:

    There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey.

    I forgot about how good raw honey was until this moment

    i want some

    I worked at an apiary all through high school, and I can personally confirm all of this. Honey is awesome and bees are neat.

    Did you know that bee venom (ouch!) can give you an immunity over time to other stronger types of venom? The beekeper I used to work for could get bit by a snake and he’d be able to walk to a hospital and be like “yo, fix this shit, I got business to take care of”

    Also, it can help prevent the onset of arthritis!

    (via amyelizabeth)

    — 3 months ago with 70661 notes
    Anonymous asked: Why not fall in love?


    Answer:

    brianashanee:

    I got shit to do

    priorities

    — 3 months ago with 3425 notes

    humansofnewyork:

    TIME: “30 Under 30: Meet Brandon Stanton, the Photographer Behind Humans of New York”

    When I lost my job at 26, I automatically assumed I was disqualified from things like this. Quite an honor and thanks to TIME for choosing me.

    When life hands you lemons, don’t stop.

    (Source: TIME)

    — 4 months ago with 2264 notes
    humansofnewyork:

Humans of New York
they are the most best humans to ever get tossed in the cauldron the long ladle of the tall witch stirring and stirring scraping it off the bottom a handful of magic here a pinch of the miraculous here in the concrete world of right angles the humans of new york dream and chase the dream they are the carrot  and they are the stick and they are spell bound for heights they are here because they have flavor and they are being moved by magic no one sees but every one knows each and all of them are a distinct flavor in how beautiful it is to be a star in the human universe of new york magic

Yes indeed.

    humansofnewyork:

    Humans of New York

    they are the most best humans to ever get tossed
    in the cauldron
    the long ladle of the tall witch
    stirring and stirring
    scraping it off the bottom
    a handful of magic here
    a pinch of the miraculous here
    in the concrete world of right angles
    the humans of new york
    dream and chase the dream
    they are the carrot
    and they are the stick
    and they are spell bound for heights
    they are here
    because they have flavor
    and they are being moved by magic no one sees
    but every one knows
    each and all of them
    are a distinct flavor
    in how beautiful it is to be
    a star
    in the human universe
    of new york magic

    Yes indeed.

    — 4 months ago with 5924 notes